Hey Mr. Check Fraud, don’t you wish you didn’t have a huge tattoo on the right side of your neck? We’re pretty sure that ink is going to let someone identify you and because stealing checks is WRONG, they’re going to call us and let us know who you are.
Here is why we ware looking for you, in case you forgot.
You entered Chase Bank and successfully cashed one of the victim’s stolen checks.
You are described as a white male, […]